Tomorrow will mark another event for our country’s history. Our newly elected President will be inaugurated at the Luneta Grandstand at exactly 12:00 PM in Manila. While the country is waiting for President-Elect Benigno Aquino Jr.’s speech, I, on the other hand is waiting for the fashionista to walk down the runway at Grand Stand.
With the help of Philippine Renowned Fashion Designers like Paul Cabral and JC Buendia, Noy-Noy will be styled by Celebrities stylist and Preview Magazine’s Fashion Editor Liz Uy from now on. I don’t have much information about Liz Uy but by just looking at Bea Alonzo and John Lloyd Cruz, it seems that she is pretty much a know-how in her chosen field.
At least at this point we are pretty much confident to say that our President is in good hands. She might wanna consider introducing electronic cigarette to our beloved President to add more style in his personality. It is said that he smokes like a chimney and that would really break his sense of style.
England will be facing 3-time World Cup Champion Germany tonight at 11PM Manila (4PM South Africa).
Honestly, for me, England hasn’t shown their best yet on this tournament. They’ve ended their first match with an all 1 score with USA and another draw with their second match with Algeria. Luckily they won over Slovenia to get a spot on the Final 16. To add up, England striker Wayne Rooney hasn’t seen a good play at this year’s World Cup. I just hope Capello is right in saying that Rooney is fit to last 120 against Germany.
I need to excuse myself for now as I need to prepare my stuffs for tonight’s match! When I say stuffs, I mean snacks. I just hope I can find a good and working site that would stream the game.
Hahaha this is like, you know, winner! I was like LMAO when I read this on the twitter and though I needed to, you know, repost it…
Number 10 is a sure winner! And you know, with feelings dapat! I added something on #10 para its so you know, Conyo!
Ten ConyomandmentsAug 17, ‘08 2:58 AM
for mi apodo’s contacts
by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”.
ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you know?”
2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.
ex. “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so eew, diba?”
“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”
“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”
3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!”
ex. “It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga, eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman.. I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, ‘tsong” or “pare”
ex. “Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.”
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh”
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. “My bag is so bigat today, you know”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!”
6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. “I have so many tigyawats, oh!”
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. “Like, it’s so init naman!”
“Yah! The aircon, it’s, like sira!”
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. “Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?”
ex. “Like, OMG! It’s like traffic sa LRT”
“I know right? It’s so kaka!”
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. “I’m, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”
Addendum: Try it with your eyes looking something in the air (as in yung eyeballs lang ang gagalaw)
This is by far the best and most fashionable eco-friendly tote bag I’ve seen so far! Just imagine doing your weekly rounds at the Supermarket with one of this! So Chica!
Hold on a second! Just because it’s a humor knock off of Hermes Birkin bag doesn’t mean you’ll not undergo the waiting list! This $45 bag is so hot right now and will let you wait for 3 months in Taiwan!
At least not for years!